I was in the kitchen making my parents' nightly orange juice when they came home. Halfway squeezing the oranges my dad came into the kitchen and told my kakaks how "he got injured". "Itu orang ah, kaki pecah, muka lebam tau."
Kakak Siti said "Tuan itu mainan bola kan!"
Kakak Afie "Kena pukul bola ke?"
:( My dad's right arm is about half an inch thicker than the left. That's how bruised up it is :(