Fye is an idiot. He told me that someone (who used to be significant) asked him if he's got a new girlfriend. That's just odd because you don't really ask someone like Fye that kinda question. It's just weird.
So anyway I told him that a friend of that someone probably saw him with a girl somewhere alone and assumed that he's got a new girlfriend.
Fye: But I haven't been out with just a girl in a long time. At least since Rachel left.
Me: ... I. AM. A. GIRL.
Fye: Not in my book you're not.
Me: Yea yea just your book, not other people's books, tard.
Fye: You have a pussy and balls.
Me: You have a pussy but no balls.
*grin. I won :D
Fye: Phew, good luck to those "other people".